9 reasons why you should not buy iPhone 5

Oddly enough, but still people who try to find flaws in iPhone artificial…. Still remember the famous picture comparing it with the stone?

This time we are whole nine reasons

1 cause it’s you iPhone 5 is not equipped with a laser that can save you during the zombie attack.

2 Reason iPhone battery cannot provide 5 meals for your home at the time of the interruption.

3 reason is missing in the iPhone for Replicator teleportirovania 5 hot drinks.

4 cause for iPhone (5) there is no application that can restore peace in the Middle East.

5 cause a couple of iPhone 5 cannot be used as emergency defibrillator.

6 Reason iPhone 5 won’t help you avoid the effects of alcohol.

7 Reason iPhone 5 is made of the same alloy as the skeleton of Wolverine of the X-Men.

8 Reason iPhone 5 will not be able to transport you to any point in spacetime.

9, is the bundled with iPhone 5 does not ship Unicorn.

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